Monday, May 3, 2010

Darn Japanese Spammers!

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*Jaw Drops*

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深夜美食小吃、最佳免費線上麻將 通通在這裡  

★ 終身免費 線上麻將遊戲★ 阿娜打麻將★ 按下馬上獲得遊戲帳號

半夜不知去哪吃嗎,讓我告訴你:

★ 司機俱樂部
(台北市南京東路五段)營業到清晨四五點!
台北市南京東路五段麥帥橋下海霸王旁邊的司機俱樂部,東西都很
便宜,滷白菜很夠味,滷肉飯雞肉飯也都不錯,排骨酥,白蘿蔔滾
得夠爛,骨湯味重湯卻很清,排骨大小剛好,口味很有媽媽的味道!


★ 馬祖麵店(台北市遼寧街7號)24小時營業!
有名的是麻醬麵,炸醬麵,蛋包湯,還有些皮蛋,四季豆等小菜,還有餛飩湯。

★ 東引小吃店(台北市南京東路五段291巷20弄)營業到清晨五點!
下麥帥橋第一個紅綠燈右轉,靠左邊的巷子裡,人聲鼎沸的就是了他的
油乾拌麵,真的很香還有如榨菜肉絲麵,乾拌麵,炸醬麵,餛飩麵,他有名
的是滷小菜,最適合喜歡油蔥香,重鹹重口味的饕客。

★ 小龍(八德路三段監理所對面巷子裡)營業到清晨四點!
菜色有怪味雞,怪味水餃,怪味麵,這些都是加上特製的怪味醬製成的,
另外它的炸肥腸也很正點,酥脆的外皮加上包在腸內肥厚的油酯,水
餃也很不錯相當推薦,肉很新鮮比例也很好,吃得到彈牙的豬肉,他的
小菜真的很好吃,特別推薦豆竽,就是用豆皮裹著豆芽,沾芝麻油吃其
他如香腸,鴨脖子鴨頭,豬頭皮還有些醃牛肉等等,都是超好吃的!!

★ 林東芳牛肉麵(台北市八德路2段274號)營業到清晨六點!
有相當多人認為他是全台最好吃的牛肉麵,牛肉是腱心肉,辣油是一絕
另外要加點他的花乾,才是完整的享受。


★ 終身免費 線上麻將遊戲★ 阿娜打麻將★ 按下馬上獲得遊戲帳號



Translation Please!

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*Insert Random Choice Words here* *Hint Hint Nudge Nudge*

*WHAT THE HECKHOUND!!!*


The flax on the nighttime beauty food small 吃, most it is good exemption expense line 將 resident in 這 裡  
* Flax 將 playing on life exemption expense line 戲* Flattering 娜 hitting flax 將* In regard to 按 dismounting acquisition playing 戲 register 號
semi- night ignorance leaving 哪 吃 嗎, 讓 our accusation 你:
* Osamu machine 俱 樂 section (the Taipei Itiminami capital east road five step) 營 industry arriving at it is clear 晨 45 點!
The sea under the Taipei Itiminami capital east road five step 麥 帥 bridge 霸 the king 旁 邊 the mark Osamu machine 俱 樂 section, east Saito 很
 convenience, 滷 Chinese cabbage 很 夠 taste, 滷 meat rice 雞 meat rice 也 capital non- complexity, the anti- bone 酥, white 蘿 蔔 it boils and
 profit 夠 爛, the bone hot water taste rice gruel 卻 很 is clear, the anti- bone small and large hardness good, oral taste 很 possession 媽 媽 the mark taste road!!
* At the time of horse ancestor/founder 麵 store (Taipei city Liaoning town 7 號) 24 small 營 industry!
Famous right flax 醬 麵, 炸 醬 麵, 蛋 package hot water, 還 possession 些 skin 蛋, small greens such as four seasons bean, 還 possession 餛 飩 hot water.
* East pulling small 吃 store (the Taipei Itiminami capital east road five step 291 societies 20 弄) 營 industry arriving at it is clear 晨 five 點!
The lower 麥 帥 bridge first crimson 綠 light right 轉, the 靠 left 邊 the mark society child 裡, the human 聲 tripod kettle boil engaging in right Ryo other
 oil dry 拌 麵, true 很 fragrance 還 possession 如 榨 greens meat 絲 麵, dry 拌 麵, 炸 醬 麵, 餛 飩 麵, other famous
 right 滷 the small greens, optimum combination happy 歡 oil 蔥 fragrance, heavily 鹹 it is heavy the oral taste 饕 customer.
* Small dragon (eight 德 road three step supervision place 對 surface society children 裡) 營 industry arriving at it is clear 晨 four


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-(a rather peeved) David TitanRider

1 comment:

  1. bro, that's chinese. which is why it made no glitchy sense when you translated to japanese

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